Monday

Happy Birthday

Today is my ½ birthday day. I waited for the cards and surprise party but none came.

SIGNS THAT I AM GETTING OLDER:

  • I am proud of my lawn mower.
  • I burn the midnight oil until 9:00 P.M.
  • I can't remember the last time I laid on the floor to watch television.
  • I confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.
  • I feel like the morning after when I haven't been anywhere the night before.

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