Today is my ½ birthday day. I waited for the cards and surprise party but none came.
SIGNS THAT I AM GETTING OLDER:
- I am proud of my lawn mower.
- I burn the midnight oil until 9:00 P.M.
- I can't remember the last time I laid on the floor to watch television.
- I confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.
- I feel like the morning after when I haven't been anywhere the night before.
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