Unusual Thanksgiving Blessings

I have taken to sending Thanksgiving cards a few years ago. They tend to be noticed and not lost in the hustle and bustle of the Christmas season.
Following are two unusual “blessings” I came across while selecting cards for friends and family:

Thanksgiving…
When else would you celebrate
by giving your loved ones the bird
after they tell you to stuff it!

Let’s eat
until our butts
quiver
like cranberry sauce
out of a can.

I must confess that I did indeed use both of those cards,
Happy Thanksgiving.